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Dr. Know-It-All in his clinic.

It’s hard to be two people. Not that I know what it’s like to be both a prince and a soldier (because I don’t), but I can imagine – it would be really tough.

What I do know about however, is dealing with other people’s lives – like whether or not they live or die – on a fairly regular basis. I do deal with death, and I tell you, it’s not easy. It can be very stressful.

So when I heard about Prince Harry and how – during a recent interview regarding his tour in Afghanistan – he compared his skill as an Apache helicopter gunner to his talent for playing video games by saying, “It’s a joy for me because I’m one of those people who loves playing PlayStation and Xbox, so with my thumbs I like to think that I’m probably quite useful,” I thought to myself, Yeah, that’s SO freakin’ true. Video games can be pretty real these days.

Source: telegraph.co.uk.

What I didn’t think however, what that he was an inconsiderate, cold-hearted, and immature boob. Unfortunately for him, a few others DID think that.

Poor Harry. I feel like he and I share a woebegone existence. I can’t get caught up emotionally in my job either. If I did, I’d either a) never be able to work in the first place for fear of killing someone, or b) when shit hit the fan in the operating room, I’d end up having a nervous breakdown – only to be put in some corner of the hospital with a rag and a bucket and told to wash the same spot on the floor (which I would) until the day that someone (probably my wife) got the nerve to put me out of my misery by pushing me down a flight of stairs.

So you see, just like Harry, I can’t let the solemness of work get to me. I have to be less than normal about it, some may even say cavalier.

In my opinion, anyone who thinks that Prince Harry is being too insensitive about HIS job should put themselves in the damn helicopter and go out there and shoot a few people. We’ll see what they have to say then.

On another note, my wife wants me to tell you all that she thinks Prince Harry is hot.

Wait…what?