In Case You Weren’t Aware

steveperry That’s all I really have to say. Now, I’m off to shop for groceries, and then for a lamp. It’s really dark in the living room these days. I can barely see any pieces of chocolate that I might be eating. It can be dangerous. I might accidentally bite my husband’s finger off. Get it – he’s brown like chocolate, and I can’t see the difference…because it’s so dark. Hence the reason I need to spend money. It’s for his own safety.

And then he says, “You’re funny, whitey. Too bad you are the colour of barley, or quinoa, or a rice cake if you want to talk about something more solid.” We joke about that kind of stuff at our house. Call us a bit racist, but we are married – yeah, to each other. Weird I know, but it’s how we show love.

Happy Saturday!


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  1. January 11, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    what kind of lamp? I love lamps. And chocolate.

    • January 11, 2014 at 10:33 pm

      Just a table lamp. We could also use a tall reading lamp. We had one of each and both have since been broken, one by the cats, one by the kids. Sigh…

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