In Case You Weren’t Aware
That’s all I really have to say. Now, I’m off to shop for groceries, and then for a lamp. It’s really dark in the living room these days. I can barely see any pieces of chocolate that I might be eating. It can be dangerous. I might accidentally bite my husband’s finger off. Get it – he’s brown like chocolate, and I can’t see the difference…because it’s so dark. Hence the reason I need to spend money. It’s for his own safety.
And then he says, “You’re funny, whitey. Too bad you are the colour of barley, or quinoa, or a rice cake if you want to talk about something more solid.” We joke about that kind of stuff at our house. Call us a bit racist, but we are married – yeah, to each other. Weird I know, but it’s how we show love.