As most of you know, I write erotica, or at least I DID write erotica until this blog started taking over my life. Anyway, I’m always on the lookout for good sexual chemistry. I look for it in the movies that I watch, in the books that I read, and I try to show it in the stories that I write.
It’s not always easy to find it though. Good chemistry isn’t something you run across every day. But this morning, I found it – on Live With Kelly And Michael. As you may or may not have heard – depending on your propensity for watching daytime television – Kelly Ripa has a new cohost. His name is Michael Strahan, and he’s an ex-NFL football player, and all-round good AND good-looking guy.
After only one month on the air however, there is already gossip. And I honestly can’t believe what people are saying. Well, actually I CAN believe what they are saying – you’ll see what I’m talking about in a minute. I just can’t believe how bluntly and crudely they are saying it. And that’s coming from me, Miss “Spooning Leads To Forking Leads To Anal Sex, So Just Don’t Even Go There”. OK, anal sex isn’t THAT horrible. It just takes a lot of getting used to.
To put it nicely, people are saying that Kelly and Michael are going to “get it on”, that they are “hot to trot for each other”, that there is a little “Jungle Fever” between them, that he is no doubt – like within the next six months or so – going to “slip’er the crip’ler” (he is a heck of a lot bigger than she is, after all), that he is going to “park his dark brown bus in her blonde fur garage”, and that he’s going to hide his “black snake somewhere that she’s really gonna feel it”.
While I don’t know about any of that, I will say that they definitely DO seem to like each other – a lot. Sure, they each have lovely spouses, and beautiful families, but when you meet someone you like, what are you supposed to do? And Kelly’s not dead. She has eyes. And Michael has eyes too. Kelly is a beautiful woman. And funny, and smart, and down-to-earth as well. A little skinny if we are talking lesbian fantasy here, but gorgeous nonetheless.
So, without further ado, here is the video of Kelly introducing Michael for the first time on the show. It was the “holding hands” part that warmed my heart, and made me break into a bit of a sweat [wink, wink]. You can skip forward to 2:15 if you don’t want to watch the whole thing. I know that’s what I did. I always like to get to the good parts LOL.
Now, if that was fake, I’ll eat my damn Nike running hat, and it’s pretty gross. And yeah, they ARE like that insane couple from The Bachelor.
According to Elite Daily, a person will fall in love four times over the course of their lifetime. Three or four or five – I’d say that’s true. They also say that 41% of us have fallen in love with someone we shouldn’t have – Alberto. And that one third of the population (in a survey of 2000 people) believe that you can be in love with more than one person at a time – Alberto and my husband. Sorry dear, but you know you are still my number one. Those sexy shoes you bought me for my birthday really helped.
Whatever the case, Kelly and Michael seem to be getting along REALLY well together. But that doesn’t mean I think she will automatically sleep with the guy, though if she did, I wouldn’t mind getting a copy of the action on high-definition, Blu-ray – just saying. It’d be like the best Red Shoe Diaries episode ever.
Bottom line: sex sells. The idea of sex sells. Anything even remotely having to do with sex sells. So good for you ABC for hiring such a beautiful chocolate man. I never used to watch the show, but I might start now.